Sunday, December 8, 2013

New Dating Website

Single? Lonely? Dislike the Pope? Cannot seem to find the right lady with your unique theological outlook on matters? With you in mind the boys over at C.M.R.I. have come up with a solution! Introducing SedevacantistSingles.com! ChristianMingle.com will have nothing on this new site, which is dedicated to the dating prospects of those who believe the Pauline Mass invalid. If—and I doubt it—any of my readers are sedevacantists this may be the opportunity for you to find the un-reformed Catholic of your dreams. But if any of you marry, be careful with which sedevacantist community you join. You must not join any group condemned by the other sede's!

6 comments:

  1. This is hysterical. It has to be a hoax, right?

    Those poor folks are stuck with Pope Pius XII who radically revolutionalised the Liturgy. I thought they were trads...

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  2. What on earth? Oh boy, I needed the laugh! Thank you!

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  3. Please remove fr. Cekada's picture. Don't make him look responsible for this. And don't dismiss sedevacantists as nutjobs and stupid people. They're very intelligent and their arguments are very sound and logical.

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  4. Any man who has read Fr Cekada's, Work of Human Hands understands he is a man of erudition but also a man with a wry and sly wit; that being the case, I am sure he would get a chuckle out of this.

    As for the putative intelligence of the sedevacantists (Pull up a chair and vacante your mind), they are no more intelligent than the average Reformed Presbyterian and the cadres of each of those christian communities are in the same situation; that is, they are Popeless and Hopeless.

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  5. I cannot see why an image of Fr. Cekada is portrayed on this post as he is not part of the CMRI, surely a photograph of Bp. Pivarunas would be more appropriate?

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